saathi1013:

hojlundaise:

the transition im crying

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roguemortal:

iosonomer-blog:

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a-place-to-be-panace:

longjump506:

Saw on the local news the other day how Salvation Army was struggling for donations during the pandemic and all I said was “Good.”

Reminder this upcoming holiday season to not give any money to the Salvation Army, but don’t harass the collectors because they’re often people who are desperate, receiving help from SA, and their next meal/place to sleep depends on them ringing the damn bells and asking for donations.

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ajax-n-co:

spit8:

yeah man we can tell

he looks like hes on the verge of sobbing

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cryptotheism:

normal-horoscopes:

normal-horoscopes:

You’re passing through Wonka’s factory and through a doorway you see what is distinctly the body of Christ being fed into a big wacky machine

There’s an oompa looma in a cardinal robe

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souperluminal:

souperluminal:

souperluminal:

Scissor Wizard and Paper Wizard

It’s probably fine to leave them alone together.

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

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crabs-but-better:

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

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xxlet:

hispanicin:

[after saying something completely normal] be honest do you think i should ever speak again

[after letting the most terrible sequence of words ever created by mankind out of my mouth] its ok if you wanna kiss me on the mouth btw. i understand

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sometiktoksarevalid:

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cicadaland:

“you should be at the club” I can’t go to the club I’ll be in there saying shit like “perchance” and “thrice”

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